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Weirdsville
- By James Ellaby
Weirdsville could hardly be more of a 'cult' film if it tried, and it certainly does try a heck of a lot. It's so obviously aimed at a certain market - people who like laughing at the crazy adventures of stoners, basically - that the fact that it barely scratched the surface of mainstream cinema when it was released last year won't have mattered much because its main business will be done on DVD. The plot, such as it is, sees junkie losers Royce (American Beauty's Wes Bentley) and Dexter (Scott Speedman from the Underworld films) trying to hide the body of pal Matilda (Taryn Manning) when she won't wake up after one drug session too many, and that leads on to entanglements with some Satanists, an internet tycoon who had an icicle land in his brain and a rowdy posse of midget knights. Is that 'cult' enough for you? The name comes from a vandalised sign in the town where our anti-heroes live, altered from Weedsville, though the amount of time they spend high on something or other means that the original name would have been just as appropriate really. Bentley has done little since obsessing over a paper bad and Thora Birch in American Beauty, but he's good in this as 'ideas man' (aka, idiot) Royce, while Speedman is more likeable than you'd expect someone with his credits (mostly dumb action films) to be, and they both do very well in their shambling roles, making their characters less self-consciously 'wacky' than they could have been. Director Allan Moyle also successfully pulls Weirdsville back from the brink at times by injecting some pathos into proceedings or simply by emphasising the grotty world that these people mostly inhabit. A lot of crazy stuff happens, but all of it has a purpose of some kind even if that purpose is just as crazy, and that helps maintain your interest in it as an entertaining romp with some decent laughs, some good music and a cast that make the best of what they are given. At 90 minutes long it doesn't overstay its welcome and is a nicely understated film that will obviously appeal to fans of this kind of stuff, but is very watchable and enjoyable for most movie fans.
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The Adventures Of Rin Tin Tin - Volume Four
- By James Ellaby
Along with Lassie, Rin Tin Tin is one of those famous dogs that everyone has heard of, but not many people really know much about, and Rinty is certainly less well known for people under 50 in this country. This series of DVD releases of the 1950s TV show aims to change all that, putting the black and white adventures in colour and providing a new score and sound effects, though you get the feeling that the latter change is more down to rights and contracts than anything else. If you've already got the first three volumes of this, then volume four has to be a pretty essential purchase, but what is there here for newcomers to the stories of Rin Tin Tin? The original dog had been dead a while before this show began, and the character is played here mostly by one of his descendants (check around the web and you'll find a site dedicated to the Rin Tin Tin bloodline, which is still going today), and he is joined by Lee Aaker (who is now a ski instructor for people with special needs...) as young orphan Rusty. In previous episodes they had joined the Cavalry in the Old West at Fort Apache, and each of their adventures focuses around life at the fort, battles with Injuns or life in the nearby town. By this stage in the series, the pattern had been pretty much sorted for a while and there's a cosy certainty that everything will turn out alright by the end of the episodes, usually with Rinty jumping off something to knock a gun out of some bad guy's hand. It's undemanding stuff, but undeniably entertaining too, with some of the more ambitious episodes looking like proper movie westerns with all of the soldiers and injuns charging at each other. Some of it's a bit corny obviously, particularly some of the songs that get sung, but the acting is pretty good and the scripts aren't bad for the time either. The main time that its age shows is when strange things happen to people's voices where they have been overdubbed by different actors at some point, and this is glaringly obvious at times, but that's a minor quibble. With 17 half-hour episodes on these discs, there's a lot of fun to be had here and you can quickly get immersed in Rinty and Rusty's world, making this an excellent collection of classic adventure TV that puts a lot of contemporary family TV to shame.
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Miami Ink - Series
Three/Chop Shop London Garage - Series
One -
By James Ellaby
Do you like tattoos? If you do, the
chances are that you already watch
Miami Ink on the Discovery Channel,
and the arrival of Series 3 on DVD
will be a major event for you. The
same goes for car fans and the complete
Series 1 of Chop Shop London Garage,
also shown on Discovery and also being
released on DVD. Miami Ink, for the
uninitiated, is a reality show that
follows the day-to-day workings of
a tattoo parlour in Miami run by Ami
James and Chris Nunez, though the
'reality' only stretches so far. If
you want to get a tattoo done by any
of the 'artists' who appear on the
show, you can't just walk in and get
it done, you need to book with the
TV company (and seemingly you could
do with a decent back story or just
be an attractive lady) because these
guys are only there when the cameras
are rolling. Series Three leads up
to the departure of Kat Von D, who
became quite a big name in the first
two seasons and laves to star in spin-off
LA Ink, after a few bust-ups with
owner Ami. Of course, the problem
here is that the 'reality' is very
debatable, so you can't help thinking
that all of the dramas are contrived
at best and faked at worst. That undermines
the series somewhat, but it's still
engaging enough even if you could
do with being into tattoos if you
are going to be entertained across
11 episodes. Equally niche is Chop
Shop London Garage, where the action
takes place at Brick Lane garage where
Bernie and Leepu take in old bangers
and turn them into 'blingers', a bit
like Pimp My Ride UK without Tim Westwood,
though the odd sight of these pimped-up
motors on UK streets is still an issue,
as is the question of just how much
you care about cars. Of course, there's
dramatic conflict, which comes in
the shape of Leepu's designs versus
Bernie's mechanical realities, hence
the 'sparks will fly' tag-line on
the cover of the DVD. It's entertaining
in small doses, but 12 episodes is
a bit much for anyone, surely.

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Christina Lindberg's Swedish Erotica - Collection One
- By James Ellaby
Erotica? Crikey, this site is
getting a bit sleazy, eh? Fear
not, this box-set of three movies
is no common collection of porno,
for as the name suggests, it's
a bunch of old Swedish erotica
starring Christina Lindberg.
Well, two out of three of them
do. The odd one out is The Language
Of Love, a famous sex education
film, which is certainly entertaining
as well as being notable for
Travis Bickle going to watch
it on an ill-advised date in
Taxi Driver, as well as the
soundtrack being provided by
a couple of up-and-coming young
musicians called Bjorn Ulvaeus
and Benny Andersson, who of
course went on to be in ABBA.
Sex experts Inge and Sten Hegeler,
Maj-Brith Bergstroem-Walan and
Sture Cullhed get together to
discuss in rather dry detail
all kinds of aspects of human
reproduction, helped by hilariously
camp 'action' scenes. You won't
learn much from it or be particularly
turned on by it, but it's a
heck of a lot of fun. The same
really goes for the two softcore
films starring the delightful
Lindberg, Exposed and Anita,
which are hardly the kind of
porno you could find on some
certain channels on TV or basically
anywhere you look on the internet.
For a start, they have stories,
no matter how bizarre and surreal
those stories might actually
be (don't ask us to work them
out, we haven't got a clue)
and they are VERY early 70s,
for better and for worse. Again,
despite Lindberg's doe-eyes
and pretty face, they aren't
very erotic, but are good fun
in a kitsch sense. Lindberg
now runs an aviation magazine
and is more commonly seen in
instructional videos about mushroom-picking
rather than pornos, but sadly
that isn't added as a bonus
feature here...
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